So Long Very Good.
Hello Voluptuous Grandmas.
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Dear Friends, Fiends, and Fellow Middle-Finger Enthusiasts—
It’s official: Very Good Creative Agency is no longer. Gone. Sleeping with the fishes. Buried in a shallow grave beside our good intentions and your cousin’s failed podcast about sweaters and cardigans.
Why? Well, funny story. A very serious-sounding lawyer from a very serious-sounding place called very good something-or-rather politely threatened to sue the glitter out of us if we didn’t change our name. Apparently, being “very good” is their thing. Who knew?
And honestly… thank God for that.
Because after a stiff drink and a few punches to our collective ego, we realized something tragic: we were being exactly what we swore to destroy— mediocre.
Very good? Come on. That’s like showing up to a knife fight with a noodle and calling it a “pretty decent attempt.” We preach boldness, irreverence, flaming creative freedom. And we wrapped it all in a name so beige you could hang it in a dentist's waiting room.
So, let’s all raise a glass—to very good something-or-rather, for forcing us to remember who the hell we are.
From this moment forward, we’re simply VGCA. Four letters. Infinite chaos.
What does VGCA stand for? Honestly, whatever the hell we want:
- Viciously Great Creative Anarchy
- Vodka, Grit, Cigarettes & Art
- Vultures Gently Cradling Aardvarks
- Vaguely Gothic, Consistently Awesome
- Voluptuous Grandmas Craving Attention
- Or maybe it’s just Victory Goes to the Creatively Armed
That’s the point: we’re no longer boxed in by polite phrasing or “acceptable” branding. We’ve broken the glass. Now we can dance in it.
So yes, we’re giving ourselves the middle finger for only being very good when we should’ve been fucking great.
Stay weird, stay wild -
